This week I’ve had several nights out for various business related events, so I’ve come home earlier in the day to see my kids get off the bus and chill for a while. Of course, they want nothing to do with me so I found myself on the couch Monday afternoon watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.” I wouldn’t typically watch this show (nothing against it really, just not my thing), but the guest mentioned that she used to be a writer for the New York Times. I thought, “Huh. This should be interesting. A super smart person should go far!”
Sure enough, she breezed through the first several rounds. Then, at the round for $16,000, she got the following question (paraphrased), “In 2008, Google launched a new operating system to compete with Apple’s iPhone. Is it called… A) Zebra B) Spider C) Zephyr or D) Android.” I’m thinking to myself, “Crap, that’s the easiest $16,000 she’ll ever make.” She hemmed and hawed. No clear answer (as I’m screaming at the television). “I think I’ll poll the audience,” she surmised. Blippity-beep-beep-blip…the audience locks in its vote.
Results: Spider 60%, Zebra, 19%, Android, 18%, and Zephyr 3%.
“OK. B. Spider. Final answer.”
“Yahtzee!!! Whoa. What did you say? B??! Spider? No, you stupid writer for the New York Times! It’s Android! Google’s Android Operating System, dumbass American audience of hundreds!!!”
And, then it hit me. Most people don’t know that the iPhone has a competitor, little less what its name is. And for that matter, most people probably don’t know or care about Facebook’s new changes this week or want an iPad or care that Google is indexing social content faster than you can say “Zephyr!” Most people don’t care about Flash coming to the Android, they could care less about Hootsuite, Mashable, Foursquare, or Gowalla combined. Most people — the people who pay your paychecks in marketing — don’t know about or care about these things right now.
What’s my point of this post other than to completely annihilate your techie-little soul? My point is the challenge of perspective in the rapidly evolving world of digital technology. The pace of change right now is breathtaking. 100%, chopped beef and ketchup, American-style breathtaking. But as marketers, it’s easy to forget that we’re not in this to be first to sell these new technologies – no matter how tempting it may be – as viable marketing channels. This is not to say that we shouldn’t be the first to embrace and experiment with new technology. But when I get a phone call from someone asking me if we do iPad development – one week after launch – my answer is “for whom?” How many brands out there other than those that need to be on the iPad really have a captured audience at a small fraction of the 500,000 units sold? That’s when the marketing-to-the-shiny-object rather than marketing-to-a-consumer jumps the shark. (How many Americans know what “jump the shark” is? Well, now you do.)
Technology can really put the evil in devilish. Just as the economy swings back and marketers have a few more nickels to play with, is it responsible of us to start scheming all the cool ways clients could launch this’n'that app when they still aren’t even using email or search properly? Should we be worried about iPhone vs. Android when they’ve still got real Internet Explorer vs. Firefox issues? Are you really thinking about an iPad app when their .com conversion points still stink to high Heaven? Aren’t we just as concerned about the 400,000,000 on Facebook as we are the 1,000,000 on Foursquare?
Just because the nickels have come back doesn’t mean they weren’t provided by the internal bankers. The cries for accountability in marketing in 2008-9 didn’t go away in 2010 because the iPhone App Store hit a gazzilion apps. Remember, those got into the store because Apple blessed them, not because they have a market.
I’m all about cool and shiny. They represent the future and the future is brilliant. But the NOW better add up or you’ll be back to building crappy banner ads or fielding questions about the Spider operating system in no time.