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Macs For Everyone

I can't tell you how happy I am. Sure, I feel a little strange going into business meetings or presentations and whipping out my MacBook Pro with the cute little Apple logo glowing luminous upon my Windows-bearing clientele. I often say a little prayer begging for intelligent oration to emit from my mouth to make up for the cute psychological baggage that flat piece of technology weighs down upon me. Hey, I might look like a flake but I don't sound like one, I hope.

With Windows Vista now raining down upon the Earth like swarms of digital unicorns, it's time you seriously say to yourself, "I might as well buy a Mac." At this point there's no difference, oh, except for the fact that the Apple is better (again) and this time Microsoft is so clearly attempting to copy the technology that you might as well just do it, and buy one of those cute little guys.

I'm telling you. It's a wonderful experience, that Mac OS X is. I had been using Macs from 1988 until 2000. I went to the side of Hades. But I'm back. And I'm a better person for it. And if you're a Windows user all excited about Vista, then I'm just plain better than you.

See, now I'm a damn snarky Apple user too. Pppphhhhlllt.